Friday, December 31, 2010

Happy New Years!!!

I stared at this picture and tried to think of a little story to write. The couple looks nice...I mean they seem to be bringing in the New Year the right way.
The couple getting ready to clink glasses could be strangers giving a New Year Toast. Or they could be congratulating each other on getting the kissing couple hooked up.
My eyes kept being drawn to the guy in gray sitting at the bar alone. It brought up sad thoughts and I didn't want to write sad things at the start of the New Year. Than I remembered a joke I heard once. I could still write about him and it didn't have to be sad....Well at least not sad for him. :)

 ~*~*~*~

The New Year's Eve party had turned into a regular marathon with numerous guests coming and going.
At one point, a man knocked on the door, was greeted heartily although no one knew who he was, and was led to the bar in the basement.
He sat there happily for a couple of hours before a strange light dawned on his face. "You know," he confided to his host, "I wasn't even invited to this party. I just came over to tell you that some of your guests' cars are blocking my driveway."
The guest continued, " I finally got a New Years resolution right. For the first time in thirty years I wasn't nagged into the New Year." He toasted his host, "My wife's been sitting out in the car waiting for me to get them moved."


Any suggestions on how the wife should retaliate??

Happy New Year everyone!!  Hope 2011 is your best year ever!!!!

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62 comments:

Carol L. said...

lol lol I love it.
Thanks for being part of the Blog Hop.
Happy New Year.
Carol L
Lucky4750@aol.com

Sandra Sookoo said...

Awesome :-) Happy new year!

Lisa J said...

I think the wife should join the party and kiss another guy, just to make the mister think twice about taking her for granted.

rock7roll said...

Happy New Year and thanks for participating.

rbooth43 said...

A Rocking New Year 2011!

darkreader said...

Happy 2011!

ohiostate92 said...

happy new year!

Susan said...

LOL good one! Happy New Year!

katsrus said...

I think the wife should drive the car away and find her own private party. LOL. Happy New Year.
Sue Brandes

Amy S. said...

Lol. The wife should leave his but there and have a party of her own with the next good looking man she see's. Happy New Year!

Jayel Kaye said...

I like Amy's suggestion!

Judy said...

Happy New Year!!!


Thanks a great joke:) Heck sounds like it could really happen!!!

Jolene Allcock and Family said...

lol, I think the wife needs to go into the party and find some nice hunk to kiss at midnight
june111@att.net

D. F. Krieger said...

I my goodness, I laughed so hard at this! Hmmm, retaliation from the wife should be...Enter the party and embarrass her husband by ranting about his high cholesterol and how she worries so?

Frostedbetty said...

Well.. He thinks his wife has been waiting in the car. Secretly she snuck in and is enjoying the party with another man ;) Happy New Year!

joder said...

She should drive away and see if she can't find some young hunk stopped at a red light. She can pull up beside him and spend the rest of the night with a hottie of her own.

I look forward to your 2011 book releases! Happy New Year!

joderjo402 AT gmail DOT com

Amanda said...

Ha! Great joke! His wife has already retaliated - she took one of the drunk guys from the party into her house and she's having her way with him right now...

Savannah Chase said...

Great story...LOL
Happy New Year

Brandlwyne aka Brandy B said...

Ha ha... I think that when he goes back out he sees his wife towards the back of the party dancing and getting hit on by every guy in the place...

Happy New Years
-Brandy
brandyzbooks(at)yahoo(dot)com

*yadkny* said...

She should definitely kiss another guy!

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LORETTA CANTON said...

I feel a killing coming on.

loretta
lbcanton@verizon.net

Cindy W. said...

Think the wife should just get out of the car and go into her own house, lock the door, and go to bed. She can deal with it in the morning.

Happy New Year!
Cindy W.

countrybear52[at]yahoo[dot]com

wanda f said...

She should just find some yummy stud and plant one on him

makeetis said...

I agree with every one else..Wife should find a great looking guy too

flchen1 said...

LOL! Well, she could head home and celebrate herself ;)

Fun, Sherri!

f dot chen at comcast dot net

Cathy M said...

She should keep driving to Vegas, lol.

Virginia said...

The wife drove through the lawn and left the man, he never saw her again.

lead[at]hotsheet[dot]com

Pamk said...

rofl cute story maybe should have joined a neighbor's party on the other side.

Gabrielle Lee said...

LOL I can't believe that the wife is still in the car.

meingee@yahoo.com

Cindy L said...

Sherri that is hilarious!! My hubby would have no problem crashing a party!!

cbandy10(at)hotmail(dot)com

Virginia said...

LOL

I'm so glad to see you join us on this tour Sherri!

Sherry said...

Love the joke. I think the wife should come in and dance the night away with other men.

sstrode@scrtc.com

lastnerve said...

The wife already retaliated. When he gets back to the car, he finds all the packages in the back seat of the stuff she just bought on his credit. He was gone so long that she went shopping.

Val
lastnerve2000@gmail.com

Sherri Desbois said...

These are all some great comments!! And man are some of you ruthless..LMAO

Joann said...

lol, the wife left over an hour ago with the hot guy driving the fancy silver sports car! Boy, will he be shocked...

Happy New Year!

Jason said...

well, no one wants to be nagged into a new year. :)

Dawne Prochilo said...

Love the humor- if I were the wife I never would've waited that long...lol

Venus said...

If it were me I'd look all the doors in the house and go to bed early ;-)

I would leave the car unlocked for him to sleep it off in there.

Happy New Year.

venusbookluvr AT yahoo DOT com

Beth said...

Love it! :D
No ideas for revenge though. Not really my thing.

Caffey said...

He was bad! She ought to go visit another party herself!! Congrats on the upcoming release!!

Happy new years!
cathiecaffey @ gmail.com

Sherri Desbois said...

Thank you so much for everyone who left comments. I'm glad you enjoyed the little joke. Hope everyone started off their New Year with nothing but happiness and the 2011 is your best year ever.

Sherri Desbois

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